March 28

National Toke With a Zach Day.

Its March 28 Lets Go Toke With Zach.

by Alice Tripper October 18, 2008

March 17th

A day to celebrate the Irish and to go out and get smashed with your friends!!

Don’t forgot it’s also Sam’s birthday and that you should wish him a happy birthday

Happy March 17th! Happy birthday Sam.

by the human form of the 100 emoj October 17, 2019

march 18

march 18 is smellys birthday

“it’s smellys birthday on march 18, today”
“oh really i hate smelly”
ye she a bit smelly

by Ya Irish girlo October 18, 2019

March 20th

Steak and Blowjob Day

Women have February 14th, men have March 20th

by d2k February 14, 2006

March 15

the day a bitch was born

hey, you’re a bitch, you must have been born in March 15

by unaniña October 17, 2019

March 30

National send a tit pic

It’s March 30 gotta tell my

by Youknowhoe March 28, 2023

March 25

Only handsome/gorgeous people are born on this day. You deserve the world don't let any1 tell u else, your kind, amazing, funny, cool, wonderful, qnd most importantly you matter and your worth so much<33 I love you and have a nice rest of you day :D

Person 1: your today's March 25 your birthday!
Person2: I know I was born on this day1
Person1: well just letting you know that your amazing and cool
Person2: aww tysm

THE END

by Urpanbxtch October 20, 2021