March 28

National Toke With a Zach Day.

Its March 28 Lets Go Toke With Zach.

by Alice Tripper October 18, 2008

March 17th

A day to celebrate the Irish and to go out and get smashed with your friends!!

Don’t forgot it’s also Sam’s birthday and that you should wish him a happy birthday

Happy March 17th! Happy birthday Sam.

by the human form of the 100 emoj October 17, 2019

march 18

march 18 is smellys birthday

“it’s smellys birthday on march 18, today”
“oh really i hate smelly”
ye she a bit smelly

by Ya Irish girlo October 18, 2019

March 20th

Steak and Blowjob Day

Women have February 14th, men have March 20th

by d2k February 14, 2006

March 15

the day a bitch was born

hey, you’re a bitch, you must have been born in March 15

by unaniña October 17, 2019

March 3

National Steal your Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Lover's hoodie day

Person 1: "What are you doing!?"

Person 2: "It' s March 3rd"

Person 1: "Oh, okay"

by Youmotherishotterthanthesun<3 March 2, 2022

March 12

Only the prettiest girls are born on march 12 🫶
(pisces ily)

Boy 1: that girls really pretty!!
Boy 2: that’s because she’s born on march 12!

by justwritingfacts April 8, 2022