Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

Locks

When a person is issued to stay at home and not to leave by Parents.

Mohamed-Where’s Deng at why dosent he ever come to the park

Malok- Hes on locks since he done that home invasion by his mum

by Lock’s February 25, 2021

lockness mandredie

the act while geting road head, the driver unlocks the steering wheel and lowers it ontop of the pasenger then locks it. thus locking them in place.

yo i was driving my girl back to her house one night and i totaly got her with a lockness mandredie. it was awesome

by jack_reacher January 11, 2011

Sperm Locked

Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.

Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)

Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”

(Dave never returned)

by Diddybiddie September 24, 2023

Cheese-Locking

the act of building smegma on one’s uncircumcised penis and connecting the cheesy foreskin to another cheesy foreskin.

“Yo Jerry, wanna cheese-lock?”
“I would heavily dig cheese-locking with you Tom!”

by allahmommy July 10, 2025

mama lock

When you hug a person around their arms and upper torso so tight they can't move. Typically used as a form of endearment.

Bae started ticklin me so I put her in a mama lock.

by EUROBESE November 16, 2014

locked in

to focus the fuck up and forget all distractions

*baddies exist on courtside*
austin reaves (ar15): *gets locked in, drops 32 points*

by bvvrn March 6, 2024