Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

Linn County Lincoln Log

The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri

Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!

by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025

LOGS

A person who is smart and will live a good life will of probably gone to LOGS. They are not nerdy and are actually cool. They hate a school called ‘priory’ ugh that awful school. LOGS get very much hate but don’t mean any harm to anyone they re just about jokes. Make sure to stay away from ‘priory kids’ because they are dangerous, stupid and aren’t all nice people.

I love that amazing, smart, NORMAL school: LOGS

by Mi kehunt February 3, 2019

Log

When someone leaves a videogame in the middle of combat.

"Where did he go?? Did he teleport or some shit?"
"Nah, he logged."
"Scared ass."

by clown hooker February 13, 2021

Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.

by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

Dog logged

When you’re hitting it from the back and she Poops on your shaft.

“Bro you’re not gonna believe this, I was clapping Tammy and she dog logged me.”

“That’s fucked!!”

by Krul November 2, 2018

Meat log

Another word for penis.

She blowed my meat log super hard.

by FuckBlow July 22, 2019