When a poop is so perfect you only have to wipe once. It's not too soft, and not to hard, but just right.
by Gaithergirl23 February 3, 2025
Get the Goldie Log mug.Named after Anthony "A-Log" Logatto, one of Chris-Chan's biggest detractors, A-Logging is the act of exaggerating the negative traits of a lolcow and excessively wishing harm on them to the point of which you start looking as bad if not worse than said lolcow.
by AA-Money February 4, 2025
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by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025
Get the Ants on a Log mug.A hole drilled into a log that is then filled with any kind of sausage product. Commonly used when a dildo is unavailable.
by anonymous March 14, 2025
Get the Sausage log mug.The hors de’oeuvre is created when: one applies cream cheese, or similar singular product, to the concave surface of a prepared length of celery.
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What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
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What did you bring to the potluck? I brought a platter of hors de’oeuvres; with broccoli, carrots, dirty snow on a log, ants on a log and chilled dip with crackers.
by Word Banger March 16, 2025
Get the Dirty snow on a log mug.1) I was bored in the garden so I tried my hand at log edging. My wife was not very pleased with the final result.
by Happy Gardener March 19, 2025
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