According to Conan O'Brian's mock Boy-Band group "Dudez A Plenti", Awesome Juice is how any babe gets awesome.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
It is distilled from the naturally occurring awesomeness found in things that aren't ghey like boybands.
It is a well known fact that Librarians tend to have the highest naturally occurring amount of awesome juice of any group of people.
How’d you get so awesome, baby?
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
From drinking lots of awesome juice?
The awesome juice has worked, hooray
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When I pulled out of her Hershey highway, she let go at least 8 oz. of ass juice. Just a reflex I guess, so I added mayonnaise and made her eat it. Anal Coladas baby!
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pronounced like 'vagina' exept no 'va'
3/4 white chocolate liquor
1/4 ice
blend together and drizzle strawberry juice on top
pronounced like 'vagina' exept no 'va'
3/4 white chocolate liquor
1/4 ice
blend together and drizzle strawberry juice on top
by charlotteTHEflYer December 28, 2005
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