january 19th 

january 19th is hug emily day
if u know someone named emily uhg them or something will tickle ur toes at night

person 1: oh is that emily?
person 2: yeah! its january 19th so we better go hug her
person 1: oh yeah, dont want our toes getting tickled

january 19th by grrr3000 November 6, 2020

January 24th 

The day that marks the birth of Reema Alhabeeb gods gift to our shitty planet. Known for her wit style and G status we celebrate the life of a great american hero. The best way to celebrate it so put on a tiny dress and drink a little to much

Yo I am celebrating January 24th by being black out drunk and slutting it up

January 24th by sophie Davenport November 15, 2011

January 4th 

These are the people who get all the girls or boys and people will call them ‘slag’ ‘slut’ ‘whore’ ‘freak’ because they break up with people and get new people constantly, they don’t have much friends and usually rotate around the same few girls/boys.

January 4th? probably a whore.

January 4th by Birthday Personalities. November 3, 2019

January 2 

Rudest and shortest people are
Born this month. They like to bully amazing funny teen girls for nothing. They also think selena gomez has nice boobs.

Are you born in January 2? No wonder your 4 feet

January 2 by Tan_14 December 18, 2019

january 6 

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and a complete power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

january 6 by anarkin October 23, 2019

January 24 

January 24 it’s ask your girl best friend to go on a date with you if she accept she have a crush on you but if she refuses she owes you a kiss or you just slap her ass

Tommy: hey wanna go on a date
Crush: no you’re my best friend

Tommy: you owe me a kiss
Crush: sorry but no
(Tommy slap ass)
Tommy: it’s January 24

January 24 by Senpai._.Tommy January 21, 2021

January 6 

National anal prolapse day. People born today are especially short, always lesbian, and always a power bottom. Let’s see those rosebuds!

“Dude. Baley was born on January 6.”

“... her poor asshole.”

January 6 by anarkin October 23, 2019