Joseph Hazelnut

The infamous coffee-imbibing Captain of the U.S.S. Juan Valdez that ran aground in Alaska's Prince William Sound and spilled huge quantities of Colombian coffee into the bay.

Somebody at X-on shoulda known better than to hire a sea-captain with a name like Joseph Hazelnut --- both his first AND last names would give a normal person da coffee-jitter nerves... "joe" is slang for coffee, and "hazelnut" is an actual FLAVOR of coffee... NOT a good combination for calm and alert piloting of a huge tanker-vessel through the reef-laced waters off Alaska!!

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

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Joseph Cooper

Joseph Cooper is quite known for his memes. If ever willing to buy some memes fresh from the market, he’s your guy.

Joseph Cooper is just a meme lord with a rocket launcher.

by The Pewdiepie April 29, 2019

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Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki

King of America and Illuminati Michael Joseph Jackson 's Wife and Queen of America and Illuminati.
They got married many centuries ago and are still married even without modern wedding ceremony.

She is still his only wife and currently mother of three.

Both are still alive as they are God and his Wife .

Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is a queen.
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is God's wife .
Michael Joseph Jackson HildaHvshki is the only wife of God.

by Jackson Monilium September 29, 2021

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Joseph

A unique man, the type of man that simultaneously leaves your heart aching yet injects your very heart with a giddy all consuming joy, rendering the recipient incapable of preventing themselves falling in love with him. Joseph has lovely and soft, round, red, slightly upward facing lips and kind embracing eyes. Joseph makes you feel safe and loved, he is an intelligent and sensitive man.

I've just been josephed

by pearnado August 25, 2022

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