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Dream Pants

Pants worn low so that the crotch of the pants hang near the knees. These are worn by guys wishing they were that well hung.
Look at that guy in his dream pants. He probably has a rice dick in reality.
by CW2cJ September 14, 2009
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Stompy Pants

A term used in the frozen water sports community describing how awesome or dope something is. Usually in regards to a trick or drop in. First used by Red Bull athletes Sean Pettit on Keep Your Tips Up
Damn that drop in was fucking stompy pants bro.
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Delivery Pants

The pants you put on for the sole purpose of accepting a food delivery and immediately remove once the gentleman has left and the door is closed.
God I'm hungover. But I can't answer the door in my underwear. That's a level of shame I'm not ready for.

I better put some delivery pants on.
by lazyinnyc January 6, 2013
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vagina pants

A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.

2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock March 22, 2016
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Stinky Pants

Wooooooooweeeeeee look at Stinky Pants! Larry is funky today.
by Bill Anstead January 18, 2020
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scared the pants on

Reference to Glen Close In Fatal Attraction. Her character "scared the pants on" every man in America.
That psycho bitch scared the pants on me. She she's twisted enough to be a real bunny boiler.
by Gunwrites July 24, 2014
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pants ninja

(noun) A pants thief. One who steals pants by any means necessary. Rather be with wit, humor, charm or by whipping out his katana, the pants will be surrendered.
"Watch out for that pants ninja, he got my girl pregnant."
by PantsNinja February 8, 2015
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