A pair of skin-tight woman's jeans that reduce sperm count, often worn by male gays, emos, hipsters, and metalcore bandmembers who think they're hard and brutal. Vagina pants are possibly to blame for the decline in intelligence with the younger generation due to the tightness and heat cooking the spermcount autistic.
1. Robert Plant should be theo nly man ever allowed to wear vagina pants.
2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
2. Avenged Sevenfold are a bunch of vagina pants wearing homosexuals who think they're hard and metal.
by Lord_Averock December 13, 2015
A man with a small penis.
Fez: What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
Michael Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.
Michael Kelso: See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants.
by GNR1987 March 14, 2014
Ben is such a fibber pants! He said he ate a whole pizza by himself on friday night... but he only had one piece, i was at another booth watching.
by Sandruski September 11, 2006
by Durgenbold October 10, 2014
Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."
by danglyballzjohn April 01, 2018
Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.
by Brodie Staxxx April 01, 2020
when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019