Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")
Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.
by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016
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My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018
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by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018
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by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
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Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
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