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milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")
Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.
by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016
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waste of human space

A guy who is taking up a spot on earth which he should not have, he is a waste if human space
*Rap battle*
Kid- You are a waste of human space

Other kids OHHHHHHH #OMFG #GG
by You are waste August 8, 2017
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Human Shock Absorber

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
My friends were amazed that I survived the human shock absorber years and earned a friggin’ piece of paper. Not even parchment. Yay for me.
by Dr Isaac September 12, 2018
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totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.
That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "
by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018
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Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths
We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?
by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019
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Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.
Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!
by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019
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Lennard the human Geyser

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.
Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.
by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019
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