milking your humanity

Using the fact that you're human to get as many advantages in life as possible until a tragic demise. (Synonymous with "Playing the human card infinitely")

Some people who die young are accused of milking their humanity. Milking your humanity makes people forget you after you die.

by Ereck Flowers September 6, 2016

Cards Against Humanity

The best card game ever created. The stuff of dreams and nightmares alike, and the only *true* way to know if your friends are sociopaths

We've got time and Wifi, who's down for Cards Against Humanity ?

by The *Other* *That* Guy July 24, 2019

Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.

Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!

by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019

Lennard the human Geyser

A large neck beard with the classic fedora, wielding a 1 inch long 3 inch wide penis that fires with the force of a jet engine.

Lennard the human geyser thinks himself a worrier wilst typing sexiest things about women online and blasting away at his loli body pillows with force equivalent to a jet engine and the accuracy of a blind soldier.

by Wood For Hire May 19, 2019

totally functional human

A human that in social settings seems normall but if you look closer it is just a mirage and you see just how messed up they truly are.

That guy over there in the corner is a " totally functional human "

by Crystalice111 May 24, 2018

best human in the world

when someone is immensely adorable and lovely and cute and modest and beautiful and elegant and divine and exquisite and angelic and loveable and dazzling and funny and kind and just perfect in general and is the sun itself. he or she will always say no when they are called it.

" Ah, Emmie truly is the best human in the world uwu she makes my heart go boom boom " The girl said as she touched her chest and let out a big grin.

by — 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑 💫 ˎˊ˗ April 25, 2020

Human cheese grater

A medieval torture device in which a being is repeatedly ran over the top of a human scaled cheese grater. A very painful form of punishment, no known survivors.

Did you hear Joe got put on the human cheese grater?

by Willy-Pete March 5, 2020