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No Homo!

This phrase , like many others,, started in the military. It's use is required PRIOR TO saying or doing ANYTHING that your peers might misinterpret, usually deliberately, in order to give you at least seven metric fucktons of crap for it, ad infinitum. The "No Homo!" claim Absolutely MUST be invoked beforehand; Saying, or worse, doing something that Could Be interpreted as "gay" (by Any witness in the immediate vicinity) without the protection of the invocation "No Homo!" may and Almost Always DOES result in the delivery of the aforementioned measurement of crap...from Anyone who later hwars of the incident.

The exclamation is simply to assure one's comrades in arms that they have nothing to fear from the oncomingwords and/or actions. In other words, they can't "catch being gay" or get "gay herpes" or have "gay dust get all over their shit", or any of the other, horrible fates that are more or less guaranteed without the prior invocation of protection.
The most common use is when a service member is preparing to say something personal, usually about their feelings or some other crap which the Department of Defense had not issued to them, such as, "No Homo, but...I love you guys".

For actions, the phrase is usually invoked prior to some sort of physical training, such as, "The next step (in hand to hand combat, for instance) is to get hip to hip with your partner, like this..No Homo!", immediately before demonstrating the move.
"...and, so, No Homo!...I wrapped my arms around his/her waist like this (as they begin to demonstrate it), and then..."
OR,
"I've been transferred to XYZ Unit, as of tomorrow. No Homo!, but I love you guys...You're my family!"
by J Man 74 March 26, 2022
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No homo

Like the n word pass gives you the abillity to say the n word,no homo gives you the abillity to act however you want and if you say no homo you gucci
-Can i suck your dick tonight? No homo
-yeah,no homo
by OsirisSonOfSomeone September 2, 2020
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Puny Homo

Miniscule homo-sexual individual unable to lift more than 30 lbs, unassisted.
PN: Technical director of the Puny and Chomez show.
PN: H. Badger
A Puny homo was crushed when attempting to move a transmitter... Film at 11:00
by Abby Normal August 24, 2022
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True Homo

True homos (truehomos) are males or females who are strictly attracted to people biologically of the same sex. This excludes gender identification and usage of hormones completely.
Person 1: "Yo that girl is kinda hot.."
Person 2: "Thats a mtf trans person, I thought you said you were gay?"
Person 1: "No- true homo, I'm attracted to people biologically male."
by BlueInHeartAndSoul September 5, 2022
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Homo Grindus

A person who works a lot, either on himself or is simply a workaholic. Further evolution of man after homo sapiens - homo grindus. The term came into use in the corporate community in Prague, Czech Republic, and from there it spread further into the world.
A: Can Filip join us for a beer this weekend?
B: No, he's working and studying.
A: Yeah, classic Homo Grindus.
by uncle_fresh_here December 1, 2023
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omo the homo

ok omo the homo
by petes November 20, 2021
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