tuff hair

A person who has hair that looks like a porous rock formed by consolidation of volcanic ash.

Madison has tuff hair.

by IAmDaddyDavid June 23, 2017

hair patty

Another name for a hairy vagina.

Damn I was about to go down on this girl last night and she had a hair patty.

by xxxoxoxoxx November 14, 2017

Ramen Hair

Ramen hair is exactly what it sounds like. It is simply someone’s hair that looks like ramen!

Julia has ramen hair omg!

by buttahbitch May 7, 2018

down there hair

pubic hair. it's the hair that's "down there"

I was having sex with shirly and she pulled my down there hair so I slapped her titty

by SweetDoggyM September 5, 2016

Hair dryer

When you snowball, but with a fart. Someone farts in your mouth and you pass it back and forth keeping a vacuum all the while so the air tightness will not break.

She woke me up with a hair dryer this morning.

by Dirtmcgirtbruh January 6, 2017

Scubic Hair

On an adult female, pubic hair of such volume and depth that Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Appartus (SCUBA) equipment would be required to safely perform oral sex upon them.

Dude A: "I scrogged J's step-mom last night."

Dude B: "No way! The new one or the old one?"

Dude A: "Let's put it this way, the one with the Zumba ass."

Dude B: "She any good in the sack?"

Dude A: "Yeah, for the most part. She's got a great body and takes it up the ass like no tomorrow, but she's also got some pretty scary scubic hair and loves to smother you with it."

by PassiveSavage November 27, 2012

cubic hair

Stray hairs you find in an office cubicle.

I just moved my keyboard and found like 200 cubic hairs.

by Captain Cubicle September 30, 2012