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Gold van

When the kidnappers have kidnapped enough kids to unlock the gold skin.
Person 1: I saw a gold van yesterday
Person 2: They must be experienced ones then
by Tom28281 May 2, 2023
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Gold-Star Bisexual

A bi person (with both homo & hetero attraction) who has only been sexually intimate with members of the opposite sex if those partners have been sexually intimate with people of their same gender, i.e. A bisexual who has only been with other card-carrying bisexuals.

e.g. a bisexual man who's only female partners have had lesbian relationships, or a bisexual woman who has never had sex with any men who lack any MLM (gay) sexual experience.
I'm not one of those bi girls who lets men have a lower standard—it's much easier to be with other women and anyone who says otherwise is sus as hell. Damn right I'm a gold-star bisexual, and I never will be with any man who's never himself been with another man before, but if you like straight dudes that's good for you lmao
by Akrysta May 2, 2023
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gold trigger

its a trigger that's gold. the hell are you expecting...
roblox girlfriend: how are gold triggers made?
Me: so, about that, they're not made of gold, we just paint the trigger of the gun to make the trigger look gold
by Cannonball9000 December 2, 2023
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Fools Gold Digger

When a girl dates or marries an underachieving and ugly guy who has accomplished little in life but she chooses him because his family has generational wealth.
Person 1: Did you hear Anna married Jessie the moocher?
Person 2: Oh yah, Jessie is dumb as a doorknob but his Dad has big money. She’s such a fools gold digger!
by Donny no drawers December 6, 2023
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five gold rings

a chrismass carol
by xdr5t3evq3q December 15, 2023
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gold buryer

A girlfriend/boyfriend that wants you to not spend money on her, buy genuinely doesn't
Guy 1: What did you get your girlfriend for Christmas?
Guy 2: Only something little, she wants us to save money.
Guy 1: Wow she's a real gold buryer !
by EDZER13 December 2, 2018
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Fool's Gold Shower

While taking a shit, you have your partner take a piss on you.
I was dropping the Browns off at the Superbowl, when my girl performed a Fool's Gold Shower
by JaBird December 7, 2018
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