Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.

A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good

by DingleHopper August 30, 2013

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Fried Taters

A greasy look to your face. You look like a potato with all that acne and sunburn. Fried Taters is a name to name those friends who crack the you up and don't burp regularly.

#Greasy #Acne #Morning Sickness #CHIPS

Omg Fried Taters is so greasy today
I so rock this greasy hot potato look. Call me fried Taters

by Fried Taters July 15, 2017

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Fish Fried

When you are so high you feel like a fried fish out of water.

Damn, where did you get that bud from? I'm feeling fish fried.

by bobpei101 April 23, 2023

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just put the fries in the bag

Used as a response to someone falling off. Refers to working an actual job, likely low-wage.

My most recent video got 5,000 likes! I should make more!
You have 600,000 followers, just put the fries in the bag already…

by BlueBladeWrites July 4, 2024

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demi fried

demi fried is mostly used by full fletched stoners, a word meaning when you get really doped up, then go to bed and wake up, still a little fried, in better terms, demi fried.

yooo i hit a fat blunt then took a nap, now i'm demi fried

by asdf4 January 22, 2017

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