When you get into a visible close proximity eye-to-eye altercation without any physical contact or even without a verbal exchange. Thus, “Finger Fights” or “Finger Fighting” most commonly occurs during random heated exchanges with strangers or harmless road rage incidents—ideally in short duration without further escalation or harm. Because ain’t nobody got time for that…
Sorry dear, you might as well hear it from me first—I got into another finger fight with a parent driving the kids to school today. I know it’s stupid but here me out: So you know there’s that construction zone with the bad timing? They closed off a lane and I simply went to merge at the end of the merger—that’s what you’re supposed to do, right? I wasn’t cutting the line of parents off - it just looked like it, okay? And this asshole Karent in a minivan wouldn’t let me in acting like a total dashboard warrior wanting to smash chariots. And we got into it throwing middle fingers - because I’m not rolling down the window with this Delta Variant. So I’m miming this douche bag instructions on how a merge lane is supposed to work because I know better than to curse in front of the kids! Yes dear. It was stupid. I know, dear. Nothing bad was going to happen. Look, I found a back way so there will be no finger fighting. In fact, watch this: I’m hanging up my little gloves…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
Get the Finger Fightmug. When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.
by Tibby89 August 20, 2022
Get the Fighting Dragonsmug. the absolutely normal act of two willing participants shoving a knife hilt side first into their rectum and then proceeding to fight each other by flailing their bums at each other.
by Hydraaz April 14, 2019
Get the Bee Fightmug. When you’re performing a facial but as you are about to climax you turn and ejaculate onto a pillow. You then proceed to slap the receiver of the facial across the face with the pillow, transferring some of the semen to their face.
by Tickle time November 15, 2025
Get the Hoverman Pillow-fightmug. by slay.xyr July 24, 2022
Get the Dog fightmug. Spääd fight or also know speed fight 2 is the best moped ever made, its good for stunt, drag racing, and crusing.
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Buy a spääd
by Spääd lover May 11, 2022
Get the Spääd fightmug. after you take a couple of xanax or other sedatives and you start to feel tired you must fight the tired in order to get the high.
by wawawoowa September 18, 2009
Get the fight the tiredmug.