Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute
Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute
by Cats rules March 11, 2019
Get the Evanmug. IS THE RUDEST, ANGRIEST, MOST DISRESPECTFUL PIG THAT LOOKS LIKE AN AMARADILLO WRAPPED IN PIG GUTS THAT IS SO LONELY EVEN THE HOMELESS ON YHE STREET DONT WANNA TALK TO HIM. SAYS THAT GIRLS AND WOMEN ARE UGLY
by Lana dady October 3, 2022
Get the Evanmug. Evan Bxrici is the name of a man with a huge ego but good hosting abilitys. He occasionally be stupid but he don't no fucks. Also, he says amoguptheasspoundedpeepeetoucherassite a lot.
by coolMaxdog123 June 21, 2021
Get the Evan Bxricimug. The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple
"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney
"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis
by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021
Get the Hadley and Evanmug. by Boujee Bastard June 4, 2021
Get the Evanmug. Evan is short for rotund donut loving thicc boi. He is very smart and is like einstein but also the complete opposite he is gay, objectifies triangles, is brown, short and most importantly enormously rotund
by Adhair May 23, 2019
Get the Evanmug. 