by evanhnguyen February 25, 2022

Evan is a short king whose laugh brings everyone's mood up. He has almost zero flaws except for his height and his taste in girls; Evan, for some reason, is extremely attracted to fat bitches.
Look at Evan over there.
by lfp3 February 14, 2022

evan is GOD
by jfbcdhf dsx April 21, 2022

A tall smart boy who is a total angel. He's tall and has tan-ish skin with brown hair. He has about 30 girls chasing him and doesn't realize that he has a lot going for him. He is popular and is very smart. He does math about 2 grades above him and the same for every other subject. He's a super hottie and all the girls melt when they see him.
Man, That Evan Has Everything Every Girl Wants!
Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?
Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.
I still can't believe Evan's mine!
Sorry, but he's mine.
Wait, really?
Yep lost your chance my friend.
Congrats.
I still can't believe Evan's mine!
by dump.trump May 30, 2018

tall and short, both brown eyes, both athletic. evan’s usually have backgrounds in basketball or wrestling. he’s very silly and can put a smile on anyone’s face. he could also act hard in public, but needs a bianca to bring him out of his head. bianca is charismatic and beautiful. she usually is very independent and doesn't need validation. the two both have a soft spot for each other and compliment their qualities perfectly. also they cant keep their hands of each other, personal space just does not exist.
by if-not-now-then-when January 17, 2023

Evan was a really cool guy
by smallman123 November 8, 2018

An evan, is a super annoying person who stands next to your group not saying a word but, randomly blurting out an insult and trying to trip you.
by Ayoo_Frankie February 16, 2025
