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Ear Wub

The eargasmtastic noise your headphones make when the bass is so loud your ears feel like they're shaking.
by Cheezburqer December 26, 2013
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Ear Rape

Ear rape is defined as distorted or very loud sound clips or songs that pop out on youtube or flash videos, generally screamers, youtube poops, or montage parodies, even it is generally being included as jumpscare on screamers, it can be also intended to be annoying or ear damaging against his or her will; without his or her consent.
There's a jumpscare that will ear rape you at the end of the video.
by CheddarParmesan September 11, 2021
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Static Ear Bleed

A song that sounds really bad and staticky because of the sound card on the computer or the recording device thus making your ears bleed.
Bill: Hey did you hear John's new song?

Damon: Yeah, but I got a static ear bleed because of all the static, he really needs to get a new computer.
by hewhosubmitsdefinitions July 20, 2009
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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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bread over my ears

The state of being unable to hear anything unless it has to do with money
Jeff says, “I have bread over my ears cause if it’s not about that bread I don’t wanna hear about it.”
by Fuzzy Schtuff October 10, 2022
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mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
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