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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
mugGet the playing music on numb earsmug.

Ear Crit

An uncomfortably high decibel noise (most of the time a persons voice) on popular voice chat programs such as Teamspeak or Ventrilo. This is often the result of a poor microphone or the inbound/gain volume being too high.
(verb)
Ricardo: HEY GUYS, WHATS UP? READY TO RAID????
Nate: DUDE! OMG! Ric, turn down your frikkin mic man! You just ear crit the whole room!

(noun)
Ryan: We were in Ice Crown last night on Warcraft, and Danny joined the raid channel to ask how we were doing. His mic was so high, he ear crit the entire channel and caused us to wipe on our fight!
by N8bit July 22, 2010
mugGet the Ear Critmug.

Ear Garbage

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.
by Yemeyee August 9, 2012
mugGet the Ear Garbagemug.

fuck my ear

Her: There was an accident.
Him: It’s not even winter yet.

Her: Fuck my ear.
by Dylwit October 23, 2019
mugGet the fuck my earmug.

Swimmer’s Ear

When a man ejaculates in someone’s ear canal, filling it with semen and thus making it a swimmer’s ear.
I pulled out and came in her ear. Straight up gave her swimmer’s ear.
by M.Mo August 13, 2021
mugGet the Swimmer’s Earmug.

mushroom earrings

A piece of jewelry often worn by LBGT people. In particular it is a big sign that a person might be bisexual
Girl 1: So you think she is bi?
Girl 2: Well she has mushroom earrings so make of that as you will.
by IshtarsSon September 23, 2023
mugGet the mushroom earringsmug.

Ear fetish

When one loves a good blow in the ear
When one loves a good hollow in the ear

“Oi girl, left or right”
I know you like that, ear fetish type shiet
by Ksixiwke September 27, 2020
mugGet the Ear fetishmug.

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