phantom dump

When you take a shit in a toilet and leave without flushing leaving it for the next person who eneters the bathroom often performed in hotels,friends,restaurants,hospitals and gas stations. More than one person can perform a phantom dump in the same toilet.

We all took a phantom dump in the bathroom at Shell.

by RustyDildo August 8, 2008

public wi-fi dump

Taking a wi-fi dump in a public restroom; as in the library

Limited on time to get my research paper done, i decided to take a public wi-fi dump in the library

by M-Christ September 28, 2006

25 pump and dump

When having sex with a girl missionary style, you pump 25 times, dump your vomit, then run.

Yesterday i was 25 pump and dumping on this girl and now i think she hates me.

by Logofresh May 27, 2016

four banger fart/dump

Whenever you take a dump and you poop along with make a fart noise that is a result of air in the stomach, possibly heartburn. This fart will last more than ten seconds and is rather loud for a fart. It will sound like a 4 cylinder car shifting gears in fart form. It is possible that you can poop loosely too.

A four banger fart/dump sounds like a four cylinder car shifting gears and is very similar to shotgun pooping, but you do not feel a rush to go to the toilet. This poop will sometimes come out with force. The farting/poop sounds are more of an explaination for this. Four banger/fart dump, shotgun poop ( if there is a pause between the rushed dump as in diaherrea.

by Jon K of the Peach State March 22, 2009

dirty donald dump

The SCROTUS.(So Called Ruler of the United States) Agent Orange, Donald Trump himself.

Did you watch Dirty Donald Dump's State of the Union Address? He managed not to grab anybody by the pussy.

by Manolo Cartegeña March 2, 2017

re-dump

An act by which one person, not for the first time, attempts to get rid of (dump) another person. Such an act is performed by one of two people who are in some kind of a relationship, be it a simple friendship or otherwise, to, yet again, try to rid herself/himself of the other person.

The running fanatic re-dumped his faithful, devoted, loving friend because he thought it would simplify his life, all the while knowing he would un-dump her (again) seven days hence.

by V.35 July 5, 2006

Homecoming Dump

Most people don't like taking a poop when it isn't in their own bowl. When they therefore spend a prolonged time away from home, they are likely to refrain from dropping a grumpy until they return home. The drive home therefore becomes more and more excruciating as their body realizes the inevitable glorious release of the little black seal into the porcelain sea... This causes confusion, hysteria and social awkwardness when confronted with unnecessary chit-chat.

Gary: Why'd you take so long to answer your phone!?
Kraig: Geeslike, I cant talk right now, I'm a block away from home and I have the most dangerous homecoming dump already trying to claw its way out of me...
Gary: uuuu... what?
Kraig: ...AAAAaaaaa!!!.... Its... crowning!!

by HowCanWeBeLovers March 31, 2011