dirt fetus

a mass of farts passed in between two peoples assholes that slowly gets bigger and smells worse with the more farts that get caught in the mix
"dude my girlfriend is making me hold onto our dirt fetus while she goes to the store"
by gillard johnson April 1, 2024
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dirt monster

A nasty person who is below the barrel of scum.

Someone who is dirty
by HoboJackson86 March 13, 2023
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dirt devils

a softball team you should think of joining its one of the best and their some great softball players on these teams(:
DAYUMMMM, did you see those dirt devils!
by dirtdevilherself October 4, 2010
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dirt moving dick

One who moves dirt for a living, drinks, fight, fucks and does drugs when on the road, usually has an old lady at home with kids.
Look at that Brytan guy he’s such a dirt moving dick! But he’s cute tho “sploosh
by 1234125 June 5, 2018
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Anti-dirt

Alias for laundry detergent. Cleans and detaches dirt.
Person: "hey let me throw some laundry anti-dirt into the washing machine, gotta clean these clothes"
by Idionyymi September 3, 2017
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Dirt-dickin

To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.

Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.

Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 6, 2014
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dirt murks

ratchet ugly male or female stinky hygiene overall disgusting
by KK💗 May 14, 2015
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