National Eat Pussy Day 

National Eat Pussy Day is on June 24th. People celebrate by eating girls out.

Forest: "I'm going to Christina's house tomorrow."

Emily: "To do what?"

Forest: "Imma eat her out didn't you hear tomorrow's National Eat Pussy Day!"

National Eat Pussy Day by Mynameisntemilylolimfr June 22, 2016

Donkey of the Day 

“Charlamagne Tha God is one of today’s most recognizable radio stars and often speaks out on racial inequality along with co-hosts Angela Yee and DJ Envy during their highly popular syndicated weekday morning show “The Breakfast Club” on New York’s Power 105.1.”

Definition from NewsOne.com

He uses a short segment of the show called “Donkey of The Day” to call out a person or place that embodies foolery for the given moment.“

Did you see what Charlamagne said about Mo’nique? He named her “Donkey of the Day”

Donkey of the Day by Post ~ to be February 26, 2018

Fuck school day

Oct. 30 national fuck school skip it smoke there and take a shit in there sinks cause fuck it

Yo dude national fuck school day let’s gooooo

Fuck school day by Small dick gang for life October 24, 2019

F-Day

It can be used in two ways. First, when you were drinking last night than you got up and your day is really fucked up. Second, when you get up and you can feel that your day will be a disaster, you will be lazy, you will not have any responsability and you will be feeling wrinkled.

Today is my F-Day. I won't be able to join you guys of my F-Day.

F-Day by Tykonn April 15, 2019

National Sex Day 

June 9
The day in which couples (gay or straight) celebrate sex by having sex. The reason National Sex Day is on June 9th is because 6/9 closely resembles the popular sex position 69.

Honey, today is National Sex Day! Let's fuck!!!

National Sex Day by E-Dog1209 June 11, 2015

ether day 

a celebratory event that takes place every year on december 4th to commemorate the release of the song "ether" by rapper nas. things to do on ether day: bump ether, bump jay-z crying on hot 97, discuss the long term effects of ether, congratulate people on youtube, etc.

1: damn, twitter, youtube and hip hop boards are filled with this ether shit, what's that?
2: happy ether day

ether day by naswon01 December 4, 2010

Motherfucker's Day

1. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called Baby Daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;

2. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called Baby Daddys;

3. Third Sunday in June, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with Father's Day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.

"Mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherfucker? Can we get him a gift?" "Gift for what son, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy should we get daddy a gift?" "Don't call him Daddy. You ain't seen him in 3 years. You 8 years old and that motherfucker is 7 years behind in his child support? For what, Motherfucker's Day?"

"Mommy Sunday is Father's Day. Dad wants me and Mary to eat dinner at his house." "Fuck Father's Day! Shit it's Motherfucker's Day to me!

Motherfucker's Day by Won-J'az Edued May 15, 2013