Coffee Crisp

When one forgets a word that which they were about to say in their current conversational phrase.

Past tense: Coffee Crisped; the past act of a Coffee Crisp.

What's up ma brodda from anotda...uhh..uhh..
Yo dizzle, I just Coffee Crisped!

by CaleyTracyBryan November 4, 2006

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Crime Deturent

The function of a cell phone when somebody tries to steal your wallet and you chuck the cell phone at their head.

Man 1: ...and it has crime deturent...
Man 2: Crime what?
Man 1: Try and take my waller.
<Man 2 tries to take Man 1's wallet, then Man 1 chunks a cell phone at Man 2's head.>

by Chanceler August 16, 2006

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1. Crisp Monkey
An incredibly stupid comment. Usually made whilst pissed up. A comment so moronic that anyone else could see it was a really bad idea but hey, you said it and now everyone's laughing at you.

Same entomology as "Darth"

Andrea: That guy you were dancing with is such a Baby-Man.
Audrey - He's my cousin, and I'm Taking him home with me tonight

OMG, Andrea just said a Crisp Monkey.

by Nickel550 June 5, 2005

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