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Nebraska Corn Husk

During the act of shucking corn one becomes horny, if they're creative they will place the corn cob in an orifice of a close friend. The orifice is most unlikely the mouth. Once the corn cob is oozing with gooey happiness it is roasted for 15 minutes in a oven and eaten.
Wow Donny, I'm still soar from the Nebraska Corn Husk last night.
by John Nebraska March 16, 2008
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corn syrup

An unidentified and unpleasent feeling (or possibly tasting) substance rarely ejaculated from the penis during rectal sex
F*IN' A...that guy's left some nasty corn syrup in my ass for three days...
by JuMBo SIZED January 11, 2008
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Smoking Corned Beef

1)A phrase of exclamation said other than "holy s**t" or "what the f**k" and so on.

2)Just corned beef that is smoky

3)A big monster man who is made of corned beef, he is famous for his highly expensive cigarettes that he smokes
"Smoking corned beef!, Chewbacka is Luke's father!!??"

"Smoking corned beef!, that turd just ate Chuck Norris!"

"Smoking corned beef!, Gordan's alive!

"Smoking Corned Beef!, Midna is a princess!, screw Zelda shes hot!

"Smoking corned beef!, I can't think of any more examples!
by Captain Corned Beef April 28, 2008
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Pennsylvania Corn Cob

Eating a kernel of corn off of your relatives dick after they just fucked you in the ass.
No, I am not hungry, I just ate Uncle Scotty’s Pennsylvania Corn Cob.
by Bryoo August 1, 2021
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Iowa Creamed Corn

When you feed your girlfriend several cans of iowa sweet corn and then the next day when she has to poop fuck her in the ass. When you pull out and there is corn and poop all over your dick shove you shitty corny dick in her mouth and cum. Then she chews up all the corn and cum mixing it together. When it's the consistently of creamed corn she then spits it into your mouth so you can swallow it.
Last night my girl friend wanted to get freaky. Good thing we went to the farmers market the day before cause I bet her over and gave her the good old iowa creamed corn!
by Peppermintpattydick December 6, 2020
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Excuses are like corn ...

Excuses are like corn, there are many varieties.
Chela: I couldn't take you out on walk today, I was so busy and didn't get around to it.

Pino: Don't worry mommy. Excuses are like corn ... there are many varieties!
by Jack Pepino February 14, 2019
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Caribbean Corn Dog

The "patois" of corn dogs, being it's a mix of cultures in the food. Jerk pork sausage tucked inside a polenta corn batter. Made famous by Zaguate Food Tuk
Yeah mon, Rastafarians love Zaguate's Caribbean Corn Dogs at the fair
by Lil Pepper Pants July 20, 2020
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