Chocolate Pillow

Taking a shit on someone while they sleep.

'Mate I woke up with a chocolate pillow this morning'

'Your wife is a dirty bitch'

by MNoodles April 29, 2016

chocolate pillow

a brown girl's bosom.

can i share your chocolate pillow?

by sam33r February 25, 2015

chocolate soil

Chocolate soil: Noun

When your ex comes in the room and you sh*t yourself.

Oh no! I've just made some chocolate soil and it ain't smelling good!

by InappropriateTankToad November 22, 2016

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

Chocolate volcano

When brown dookie comes out of your glutious Maximus and you flush the toilet and it clogs up. The toilet starts to spew poop all over the place. Erupting like a volcano.

Dezirae was taking a shit and when she tried to flush the toilet, a chocolate volcano erupted

by Lucky Son December 17, 2015

Cum Chocolate

The sexual act of combining sugar and white chocolate with semen to create a candied treat, usually to be given as revenge.

"Yo bro! My girl suggested we make cum chocolate for Regina's party tomorrow!"

by TheFoxMother February 18, 2023

Chocolate Brazilian

When you spend too long to wipe after taking a shit so the shit dries to your asshair and you have to pull it off in chunks

Jeff: I gave myself a chocolate Brazilian the other day
Geoff:???
Jeff: I spent too long on my phone taking a shit and had to rip all the hair out of my asshole, now I've got the cleanest brown eye in the state
Geoff: I don't want to be friends anymore

by Jthorpe February 04, 2020