A broken promise
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!
A promise that is full of shit
Instead of basic words of fond farewell, Canadians will promise something that is unlikely to happen as they don't know how to simply say goodbye.
"Great" is added to sound great just like the Great Canadian Bagel, great Canadian Super Store and all the other great Canadian stuff that isn't so fucking great after all!
I'll give you a call; we'll go for beers.
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.
All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise
Let's do lunch.
We should get together sometime.
I'll talk to my buddy, he'll sort you out.
Yeah, I can fix your car; I'll come over on the weekend
They'll be here in a week to do the work.
All great examples of a Great Canadian Promise
by Aliip May 8, 2008
Get the Great Canadian Promisemug. a closet lesbian who hooks for peanut butter. french canadian by birth and jewish by nature. claims to be a ninja but ass rapes retarded horses. we all know that retarded horse raping is not ninjaesque.
by japninja October 7, 2008
Get the french canadian whoremug. canadian new year is celebrated on March first instead of January first like everyone else in the world. It is celebrated by excessive use of the word "eh" and by drinking rye whiskey until "eh" seems like an actual word to a non-Canadian
Randy - "why is paul so drunk?"
Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"
Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"
Paul - "EH!"
Timmy - "its canadian new year dude"
Randy - "oh! lets get rye-tarded then!"
Paul - "EH!"
by Randy-MSUN March 16, 2011
Get the Canadian New Yearmug. What, Canada actually has armed forces now?
Now that I never knew...
What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?
And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc
Now that I never knew...
What do they use them for, like keeping maple leafs safe or something?
And by the way- Canada NEVER invaded America and burnt the White House. That was the British forces advancing through their territory of Canada, you fuckup. So don't go thinking you've got one up on anyone because really, both America and Canada were Brittannia's bitches at one point. Canada still is, however. You're not out of the Commonwealth yet. That goes for you too, Australia. And you India. And New Zealand. And.......... etc
Hey, did you know that all milk cartons in Canada have the word "HOMO" up the side of them? No, really.
I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.
I never knew the Canadian Armed Forces even existed. I thought they had a mountain rangers goof troop, or something like that.
by OiOiBoy June 20, 2006
Get the Canadian Armed Forcesmug. by evolutioncanada March 19, 2008
Get the canadian cow tippingmug. When you or your partner does not drink water for a long time period then showering you in pee as brown as maple syrup during. Noun
by SupermanFSF December 30, 2016
Get the canadian maple bathmug. I watched a movie called "The Adjuster" and decided that the left-handed reach around should be known as a Canadian High 5.
by inglesworth April 11, 2009
Get the Canadian High 5mug.