Hotel California

Once you cum in her you can’t cum out

“Yo kyle what happened to you and that slut”
“I went hotel california on her and now we got six kids”

by JobieWanKenobi May 10, 2019

California Faggot

When you are in any part of California for a short period of time and you’re being an absolute faggot.

“This Cali weather is so shaka brah”
“Dude you are such a California Faggot”

by anonymous August 6, 2024

California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.

Guys, last night I did the California Shower Method

by oasp March 20, 2025

Baja California

A really sweet guy with beautiful blue eyes looking up at the sky and deep into your souls at the same moment.

His eyes are Baja Californias🥺🥺🥺

by Fnafashtonpalsyohtanitacoma June 30, 2023

California Raspberry

When 2 people blow raspberries on each other's butt hole or chocolate starfish.

Dude look over there, it's two homeless people giving each other a California Raspberry...

by 12344321 username May 23, 2024

The California cum shot

When you’re getting down and dirty with your lover and right before you achieve sweet release you nut in a straw and let the do good drip onto your significant other/lover

JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”

JIMBO- “hol up”

by TRASHBOAT8312 October 6, 2019

California Super Suck

When you receive head so f***ing good, that by the time it's over; 25 years have passed & you're on the streets begging for money to satisfy your crack habit. (Like the majority of the homeless in L.A.)

Nick: Damn dude, I haven't felt anything that amazing since we pretended to be suicide-bombers that one time!
Vinny: No, shit? Sounds like she almost gave you that California Super Suck!
Nick: Damn near, I knew I was in trouble when I started getting light headed & I was getting weird wiffs of crack.

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 21, 2024