oatmeal cream pie

Blowing your load in your partners asshole
I got so sick of using condoms that last time i was fucking becky i pulled out ripped off the condom and gave her an oatmeal cream pie.
by 5.0so August 03, 2015
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creamed him self

when a male, mainly teenagers gets excited and ejaculate son him self. More ofhtne in his pants.
Chris Stein creamed him self in History class today.
by claire** October 20, 2003
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shittin ice cream

to describe someone who is full of themself, conceited, arrogant, thinks they're perfect ect. especially when they shouldnt be.
look at that guy struttin around this block acting like he owns it. man hes touching himself too. he must thing hes shittin ice cream
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Shits Ice Cream

A person of extremely high self-esteem, especially when the rest of the planet can find no supporting evidence for the
self-worshipper's obsession with himself/herself. Especially applicable if the person is holier-than-thou. This person is perfect: just ask her/him!
"Get a load of Little Miss Perfect over here."
"Yeah, she SHITS ICE CREAM."
by Snover's Missing Nose May 12, 2008
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Ice Cream Headache

1. God's way of punishing you for eating too much ice cream at once.

2. The worst ten second headache you will ever have.
Kid: Aw fuck, ice cream headache!!

God: Haha, that's what ya get.
by ohbabybay July 21, 2009
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Wet ice cream

A clip of two girls and some Magnum ice cream. Girl 1 fucks Girl 2 with the Magnum ice cream, making it wet with her pussy juice. Girl 1 then takes the ice cream out and starts eating it, while Girl 2 pisses all over Girl 1 and the ice cream.
Wet ice cream
by Herpy Dooves April 03, 2011
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Ice Cream Headache

that sharp stabbing pain you get between your eyes when you eat too much ice-cream too quickly.
oh man, i had a 4lt tub of choc-chip ice cream and now my brain is burnin!
by simon e kopp January 06, 2004
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