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Clit

The female (JOYSTICK).
The (BUTTON) that says do not push this (BUTTON) , yet one is compelled to push anyway. Do not be mean to your(BEAN).
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I walked in on mah co-houssie . She was blatantly floggin' her (joystick) on the couch, watchin' hardcore porn.

Her (bean) was bashed against my mouth when I sat down.Her (Clit) was thus num-num-nummmed by the Clit-Kaiser.
by MonsDeepPassionateKiss May 3, 2020
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clit clown

central cali slang originated by philosopher spencerus kuhnimus of HR derived from the combination of the abbreviated form of the female clitoris and the popular circus entertainer clown; used to demmoralize the recipient
The clit clown was trying to nig nog my cheetohs!
by OoFoOf August 23, 2008
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CLIT

Common Long Island Trash. A female from that location in NY, usually a greaseball accompanied by a guido. The white nigger and kike broads aren't too far behind.
Watch out for the CLITs who congregate the 4:54 a.m. train to Babylon.
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Clift

Company buffoon, nearly always bearing the surname "Clift".

Clift cannot carry out the simplest of given tasks without either falling over and hurting himself, getting the job wrong and having a tantrum, or causing chaos or mayhem to others and the surrounding area. Then blaming everybody but himself for the resulting carnage. Also been known to bring down satellites and passing aircraft if he touches any I.T. equipment.
"Right, is that order ready for dispatch? It`s a big order, worth millions of pounds".
" No. It`s on fire. There`s blood everywhere and a rhinoceros is trapped in the vending machine".

"Who`s on dispatch???!!!"
"Clift".
"Ah........"
by Clothears December 19, 2013
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clit

why do you have a clit bruh?
by subway bob February 28, 2017
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Clit

An imaginary not existing body part that supposedly is important in order for a woman to have an orgasm
-I had sex last night with my girlfriend and she said that i couldn't find the clit and make her finish
-Don't worry bro it's fake, she's lying the clit is a far right propaganda
by Trifo-nword June 25, 2022
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clit bang

Ow!
Bang! Ow!
by David November 8, 2003
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