slight clap

Someone that’s easy to smash

Damn that girl Jennifer was a slight clap. It’d only been a day!

by Namar Garza June 10, 2018

Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Bart Clapping

When Bart Simpson from hit 1990's TV show "The Simpsons" slams his cheeks together, causing a loud and audible clap; the clap also forms a giant yellow tinted, gassy fart that goes in your face. Bonus points if said fart is full of yellow, airborne dingleberries.

Dude, I was just dealt a HUGE Bart Clapping.

by TwinArchive October 1, 2025

Clapped

People named Brandon

Brandon is Clapped

by Popoff56 March 13, 2021

Clapping Cheeks

When a married man, who isn't getting laid, plays video games and does well. It's sad, we all know. But you still smile and nod to him, like a 'good job buddy.'

Sloan was clapping cheeks against a bunch of dudes in Call of Duty last night! Good job Buddy!

by Misterknowitall March 30, 2024

Clap

When you bend a man over and fuck his ass with your elbow

Dude, at the party you clapped him so hard

by Comsack July 3, 2024

Clapping fins

Clapping fins. having sex in a pool or any source of water.

Yo bro those people over there are clapping fins.

by boby joe jack smith August 4, 2018