To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.
by Strumeister February 05, 2010
by ghop2 February 05, 2010
Before this sex act begins, the man spends an hour cementing maple syrup onto his penis to add bulk. The woman assumes a headstand and begins performing fellatio on the man while he shoves a moose antler up the woman's vagina as far as he can. The woman then gets on her knees as the man uses an antique rifle from the war of 1812 to fire a rubber rod up the woman's anus. The man then shoves various Canadian currency up the woman's vagina and fills her mouth with moose droppings while several other men masturbate into a Stanley Cup. After they ejaculate, the semen is used to draw a Canadian Flag onto the woman's back.
Jill: Hey Ashley guess what.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
Ashley: What?
Jill: I got Canada's History-ed last night. Those Canadians sure do know how to make my vagina sticky and my anus sore.
by Dj Twinfrenzy March 03, 2010
A sex act so vile that it cannot be mentioned on television; it involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
by The brothers 270 February 05, 2010
A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.
Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
Also known as a Canadian History Lesson
"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"
by MCRON February 05, 2010
by RaiinBoi February 05, 2010
A one time a year sex act. During the third period of the seventh game of the Stanley Cup finals. Maple syrup is poured from a Stanley Cup replica onto the ass of your partner. The partner is then spanked with Moose antlers while singing "O Canada". If the antler sticks, a blow job ensues until climax , when the ejaculate is mixed with the maple syrup to release the stuck antler.(also called "pulling the goalie").
Remember the time we did "Canada's History" and you forgot to "pull the goalie"?
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
No. It's been so long since a Canadian team has played for the Stanley Cup.
by Colbert's sheep February 10, 2010