boner joust

When two people fight only using their erections.

I am the boner jousting champion.

by triplekinks May 8, 2006

sloppy boner

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

by Chris G. January 27, 2004

ear boner

when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff

"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."

by thelordtoe September 2, 2011

boner barrier

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."

"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."

"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."

by desperryado October 3, 2005

boner wierdo

A boner wierdo is defined as a true wierdo sporting a boner or have the capability of producing an erection unexpectedly.

Brian the deaf guy that looks like Panama Jack and parades around town with a notped and gyrates when giving a girl a hug. That's a boner wierdo.

by MarkOPoko November 30, 2009

Boner Machine

An attractive woman who can produce boners on an industrial scale.

"Dude, have you seen the new chick?"
"Yeah man. She's a total boner machine."
"Got that right. Gotta go adjust my trousers."

by Whoopdeedo March 29, 2015

jean boner

that little bump you get when your pants are slightly too baggy in the crotch area. can cause laughter at times of awkwardness and may be mistaken for an actual erection. if you have one of these, put on a belt and pull your pants up past your belly button, quick! :D

did you see jane's pants? they are way to saggy.

yeah man, they give her a total jean boner. i'll give her my belt!

by themirrorbroke April 3, 2011