banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax

Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
..........

Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on

by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014

banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.

that banana dog is after me!

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

Banana Art

Banana Art refers to banana taped to the wall being sold for $120,000, twice. This is blatant money laundering and tax write off for the rich and has nothing to do with art or artistic expression. Banana art is for money laundering.

I’ll use my black jack winnings to get me some banana art!

by Zerosleeper December 17, 2019

Banana McMuffin

The best sandwich in the world usually eaten after sex or jacking off with a wet rag

After Sally left my apartment I had a good old banana McMuffin

by SULVANIA March 7, 2020

banana balloon

When your penis blows up after lack of sexual interest

Luan: Dude I've not had sex in a week... look what happened

* shows a bomb site in penis area*
Emii: eww that's such a banana balloon

by EmiiLikesCats May 24, 2016

banana-product

Bananas are typically harvested when they are still green. Subsequently, they are transported to stores where people often purchase them while still unripe, only to allow them to ripen at home until they turn yellow and delicious. This same pattern can be observed with numerous products released in the present day. Companies have a tendency to ship incomplete products with only the most basic features and a multitude of bugs. They then spend the following years playing catch-up in order to make these products functional and useful (to ripen them).

Josh bought this smart tv but it can't show a picture yet. This will be a feature in one of the next software updates. Also playing audio is flakey at the moment. At least for this a fix is underway. Man what a banana-product it ripens with the customer.

by benny banana June 2, 2023

nasty banana

Going down on a guy after anal sex

Jane gave Dick a nasty banana when they were having sexual intercourse.

by TheToyMan April 28, 2016