wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

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Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017

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Square dick

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Barrets teamshot with me so i can square dick

by Trialscarries February 14, 2018

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When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010

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The square hole

Oh my God wow. Jesus Christ honey relax.

Hym "We're not going to just use the square hole Jesus fucking Christ it's OK. Is she hanging in there? Well now I fucking feel bad holy shit I mean I am clearly disgruntled and doing a thing here. Just calm down. Everything is going to be fine."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025

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Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

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