by VerifiedCrims0n July 1, 2022
Get the Verified Bumpkin mug.A half-retarded racist midget from the South. Typically found in the construction field traveling from grocery store to grocery store thinking he is a hotshot when, in reality, he’s a dumbass. Often in trouble for shoving ears of corn up his ass for pleasure. When not at work, enjoys frequent all-male orgies and requests golden showers from all participants, as well as being defecated on by those needing to move their bowels.
(Texting orgy friend) “Bro, shoving that ear of corn up my bunghole felt great! I’m soo ready to have my ass violated later! Hope y’all gotta go poopy too on this country bumpkin!”
by Richard Bluebahls July 29, 2022
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Get the mr.lumpkins mug.The act of receiving oral satisfaction, in a
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face
sexual manner, from a friend whilst on
the toilet and you throw an egg onto his
face
Man, Terry was giving me a mean prairie blumkin yesterday and I ended up going
through a dozen eggs!
through a dozen eggs!
by The_One_Who_Garnishes October 24, 2024
Get the Prairie Blumkin mug.A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.
Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!
Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!
Me: Fo sho!
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!
Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!
Me: Fo sho!
by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024
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