banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax

Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
..........

Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on

by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014

banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.

that banana dog is after me!

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

Banana dipping

The act of anal sex where the man uses to much lube and by the time he's done the slimyless of his alabama black snake resembles a banana peel.

Safari man: i like banana dipping with salamander man.

Salamander man: NNNYYYYYEEESSS!

by THAT ONE CUM DUMPSTER October 2, 2016

Banana Male

Slang used to describe males who completely and utterly lack all necessary masculine qualities and act like monkeys.

Man1: Hey man do you play basketball?
Man2: Yea, I can also dunk
Man1: how tall are you?
Man2: I'm 160cm
Man1: go back to the zoo banana male

by doooooooder June 4, 2018

Banana Overload

Excessively overloading on potassium (K) caused by extreme banana consumption.

"Gee, Alaina doesn't look too good" .. *BANANA OVERLOAD!*
"I'm sorry your friend didn't make it, she had an extreme case of .. *BANANA OVERLOAD!*"
"QUICK! GET THE ANTI-BANANA! WE HAVE A *BANANA OVERLOAD!*"
"That monkey looks sick" .. *BANANA OVERLOAD!*

by Herni November 17, 2014

Windshield Banana

Telling someone your a down to fornicate.

Gilby left me a windshield banana. Should I text him?

by DarthHammy89 October 28, 2022

Banana Dickuiri

When a person is using a slightly unripe banana to pleasure any of their orifice's and then right before peak orgasm they use their muscles to squish the banana and slowly let the combined juices flow into a cup. If the banana was very unripe you can use fingers to help get the excess out.

Jenna was exhausted and had slight cramps after making a banana dickuiri, but thanks to the rich vitamins and energy in her drink she was able to produce another after a few minute wait.

by banana_dick August 9, 2021