banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax

Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
..........

Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on

by annoying_cunt October 27, 2014

banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.

that banana dog is after me!

by xgunsxxgoxxbang October 10, 2005

Banana-whipped

A girl who will do anything for a guy because he has given her the best sex she has ever had. (Opposite of pussy-whipped.)

Girlfriend, you are SO banana-whipped it is making me sick.

by bobert1 February 23, 2010

banana creamer

(Noun) The sexual act of shoving a banana inside a woman's wet vagina, then twisting the banana and pushing it in and pulling it out as if you were fucking her. Then after 5 minutes, you take the banana out and eat it.

Randy: Dude, that strip club was awesome!

Billy Bob: I know, I got a boner!

Randy: Well, then let's do something about it!

Billy Bob: What?

Randy: Go get a hooker and do a banana creamer!

Billy Bob: What the fuck is a banana creamer?

Randy: Just fuck her with a banana and eat it.

Billy Bob: Sick! Let's do it!

Randy: Yeah!

by Sirel May 21, 2011

Rynestone Banana

David Elmores shot during a foosball match

I just Rynestone Bananad the shit outta you

by cobycheese May 26, 2011

proud banana

A dessert dish consisting of ice cream, whipped cream, and a single peeled banana sticking out of the top. The banana is meant to be a phallic symbol.

He tried to turn her on with his proud banana, but she thought it looked a little limp.

by iluvhlaurie March 28, 2009

banana tarp

Condom

Don't forget to put a banana tarp in before banging Em bro.

by Bigkoop95 May 23, 2014