Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

anal rind

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin

"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"

by Normac September 24, 2006

Anal Dust

The scrapings of your shit and fart residue on your underwear, and the act of taking a dab of it.

I was so fucked up from that anal dust earlier.

by WhoTFisRyan January 12, 2015

Anal Punched

To brutally attack and hit some what in the A**

that carney got anal punched by her boyfriend

by Jwynn July 7, 2009

anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.

After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.

by steeda December 26, 2005

anal punishment

When you are severely punished anally and your anal cavity is ruptured.

You deserve anal punishment you Mexican.

by lil turrrrd November 30, 2017

Anal girl

A snicker licking Jewish girl who likes it from the back

A pale girl who has an outty is called an anal girl

by Mikerichard9 May 16, 2016