Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

anal rind

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin

"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"

by Normac September 24, 2006

anal shrooming

A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.

"Let's get high"

"Yeah man sounds like a good time for some anal shrooming!"

by canterlot November 28, 2011

Anal Punched

To brutally attack and hit some what in the A**

that carney got anal punched by her boyfriend

by Jwynn July 7, 2009

anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.

After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.

by steeda December 26, 2005

anal punishment

When you are severely punished anally and your anal cavity is ruptured.

You deserve anal punishment you Mexican.

by lil turrrrd November 30, 2017

anal blumpkin

The act of licking someone's pooper while they are taking a shit...Two girls one cup style!

Whats best after giving an anal blumpkin...cleaning the shit off your tongue

by AnalBlumpkinator2 November 22, 2010