anal rind

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin

"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"

by Normac September 24, 2006

Anal Dust

The scrapings of your shit and fart residue on your underwear, and the act of taking a dab of it.

I was so fucked up from that anal dust earlier.

by WhoTFisRyan January 12, 2015

Anal Congestion

A scenario involving a particular female who is multi fucked by several males in the anus, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 participants) do not have enough anal friction in order to obtain an orgasm.

John: "Hey Mike, how'd you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?"

Mike: "Honestly wasn't that good, there was too much anal congestion nobody could do anything"

John: "Ah, of course. That does happen sometimes."

by Raphael Dequenta February 6, 2012

anal shrooming

A fad going around where people take psychedelic mushrooms and instead of ingesting them orally, they place it inside of their anus. This has gained in popularity since the media has reported teens using vodka-soaked tampons in their anus to get drunk.

"Let's get high"

"Yeah man sounds like a good time for some anal shrooming!"

by canterlot November 28, 2011

anal muff

Pubic hair forming a perimeter around the anal sphincter.

After I toungue fucked Heidi's red eye, I noticed I received a full teeth flossing due to her dense anal muff.

by steeda December 26, 2005

anal punishment

When you are severely punished anally and your anal cavity is ruptured.

You deserve anal punishment you Mexican.

by lil turrrrd November 30, 2017

anal blazed

getting raped far up the ass

i got anal blazed in prison

by tommy stanley January 9, 2007