banana polish

Lotion or lubrication

Only becomes banana polish when used by a guy to whack off; beat his meat; wank ; tommy tank ; choke the chicken, bash the bishop, clean the pipes

Vasleine can also be classed as banana polish, hand lotion, moisturizer, or even tcut car wax
Winston -" you bitch, I ain't getting no pussy off you"

Lateefa -" Fuck you nigga, go get your banana polish and have a wank you tosser "
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Barry thought to himself, the house is quiet,I'll get the banana polish out and put babecast on
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banana dog

dog of the banana man, dog made of bananas or dog in a banana suit.
that banana dog is after me!
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jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.
I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.
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banana fortune

Events of misfortune that makes a female sexually attracted to you (only applies to males)
His banana fortune is so hot.
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Banana-whipped

A girl who will do anything for a guy because he has given her the best sex she has ever had. (Opposite of pussy-whipped.)
Girlfriend, you are SO banana-whipped it is making me sick.
by bobert1 February 21, 2010
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Rynestone Banana

David Elmores shot during a foosball match
I just Rynestone Bananad the shit outta you
by cobycheese May 03, 2011
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banana tipper

The act of taking a shit and when it comes out it tips your balls before falling in the toilet.
Ozzy pulled a banana tipper this morning
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