anal explosion

holy shit was that a fart? i felt the vibes through the floor

fuck no it must have been an anal explosion from that fat dude in the pool

anal explosion by STEVO November 28, 2004

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Anal Exorcism

The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.

Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".

"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"

"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."

Anal Exorcism by Dude&Bean October 18, 2009

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Anal Intoxication

The proccess of taking a tampon, soaking it in some type of liquor, then sticking it up your butt and leaving it there all day. Alchohol reaches your blood stream faster and requires less amounts to get you drunk. Blow tests do not register your intoxication.

"Hey I just did some anal intoxication today and got smashed" "Wow your one sick bitch"

Anal Intoxication by Screechingmu March 7, 2008

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anal train

a way of gay sex that was created by minor balls also author of anal trains for dummies. where a bunch of ppl stick each other in the butt forming a train.
Master by Minor Balls.

minor balls, his dad and his sister stick each other at the same time forming an anal train.

anal train by Shambree October 2, 2005