Anal Curd

Definition 1: Anal curd is the natural lubricant your body forms upon excretion of faeces. It is usually yellow in colour and slightly transparent. Often you will find the remnants of anal curd on your tissue after you wipe your bottom. (Usually occurs after a spicy or difficult excretion).

Definition 2: Anal curd is when you have either sharted (you went to fart and you s**t a little) or you haven't wiped your bottom properly and the remnants of the previous defecation is still between your bum cheeks. Whilst walking about and doing your daily chores, your cheeks naturally rub together, thereby turning the excrement into a fecal paste.

Example 1:
" I had a spicy s**t today and there was a bit of anal curd on the end of it."

Example 2:
"I'm not giving my mom these boxers to wash- there's a bit of anal curd in them"

by Papsalot January 11, 2010

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anal rind

an extremely annoying, sad arsed prick who talks shite. North east england in origin

"Alan, man, shut the fuck up yer anal rind. all ye dee is talk aboot fuckin playstation. get a life"

by Normac September 24, 2006

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Anal Tuba

When a person takes a hit off a cigarette, then holds the smoke in, spreads his or her partners ass cheeks and blows as hard as they can in their anal cavity in hope of the partner blowing the smoke out of their mouth.

Man, I can go for a good ol' anal tuba tonight.

by Only_Marlow November 20, 2014

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Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

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