evan

a little bitch with a small penis

“ew i don’t like evan”

by lolpoop9 September 2, 2020

Evan

A guy who can't decide whether they are your friend or not.

That guy is such an Evan.

by Yeetboi915 February 25, 2019

Evan

Evan is a guy who has sex with a lot of beautiful women and is extremely smart

Evan gets all the ladies

by iceman2rr September 23, 2021

Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.

Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."

by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024

Evan

Looks like Maple syrup. Eats ass

OMG its evan!hes gonna peg me

by bruh nuts February 23, 2022

Evan

Evan is a handsome boy that looks like a potato but is still very attractive to women. He can be annoying but apologizes after every mistake he makes. He usually has a double chin, unless you find a skinny Evan which is unlikely.

Random Guy: Hey look it's a POTATO!

Random Girl: He's not any ordinary potato, HE'S A SMOKING HOT POTATO NAMED EVAN!

by Nora Antetokounmpo June 19, 2018

Ayden Evans

King of all simps, 1.4 inch pee pee. Looks like drakes balls and wants a girl with a hairy coochie (kuchery)

Bro stop being an ayden evans you look retarted

by Level132MafiaSoldier December 3, 2019