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by cant_justify October 12, 2014
by cant_justify October 12, 2014
A fat ginger bastard who thinks he can run a company but couldn't run a bath if he tried. The fat lazy glass back cunt
"Who's management today?...Luke Evans"
by Panam Logistics November 15, 2021
The sexiest man alive and is far better than Josh and Emerson. Definitely deserves more views and subs than both of them combined and can stroke your mother's cock faster than you can say the n word. Has a cock bigger than your mum's fat rolls (17 inch) and will penetrate your bellybutton from the inside
by Not Flynn May 13, 2022
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Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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Person 2: Yes.
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