Sexual Relations

You have one with your right hand

1: Bro, did you see that 3 and 4 are having sexual relations??

2: But 4 is just 3's hand!

1: Exactly.

by Some guy with a moustache March 23, 2022

Sexual Assulters

Women touchers. People, especially men, whom have no respect for another man's girl.
Also considered Fuckin Pussies.

The sexual assulters at the bar touched my friend's girlfriend without consent. Sexual assulters should not be allowed in society.

by Don'tbesexualassulter January 2, 2022

thunder sexual

The sexual attraction to fuck all, whilst simultaneously fucking all

Jim: I fucked your toaster and it didn't turn me on
Jane: why did you fuck my toaster?!
Jim: because I wanted to

Jane: fucking, thunder sexuals

by The real thunder November 3, 2018

Sexual Jurisdiction

This phrase refers to the age buffer zone that you are able to perform sexual acts upon a female, without it being weird/illegal. A person inside your "sexual jurisdiction" is typically a few years older or younger than yourself. Venturing outside of your sexual jurisdiction can result in being ridiculed by friends, or put in prison.

Dave- "Wait dude, your girlfriend is only 16 years old???"

Nick- "Yeah but I only turned 18 last month, so she is still within my sexual jurisdiction"

by XP_Hound212 May 16, 2012

magical sexuality

Something that gets you off that is not possible with your natural parts.

I enjoy watching straight porn as a gay guy because I think having a clitoris and pussy would feel great while getting pounded by a straight man's cock due to how much easier it is to have sex as a woman compared to a gay bottom.
--I will never have a clitoris or pussy and will never have a straight man's cock, by definition, and I do not intend to ever identify as a female or undergo gender reassignment surgery as transgender. I am completely gay, masculine, and just get off from imagining having a pussy being sexed by straight man cock. Since none of this is possible for me, it is magical sexuality.

by Bald@21 September 8, 2012

sexually rash

sexual decesions that probably shouldnt have been made

hooking up in the gym of a school when you know the guy your being sexually rash withs girlfriend happens to be your best friend

by illegallyours July 30, 2006

Acorn sexual

When you are sexually attracted to acorns or any other type of seed but mainly acorns

"Hey are you straight"
"Nah I'm acorn sexual"

by Gaymaster9000 March 23, 2021