closet johnson

A wrestling move from magic johnson in the late 70's when he wrestled asian buisness men

"get off me or ima give you the fattest closet johnson"

by closet johnson January 19, 2009

Ben Johnson

a spawner; one who doesn’t ever enter or exit an event, he simply appears

girl 1: have you ever seen that guy enter a room before?
girl 2: no he doesn’t walk in he just “Ben Johnsons” to places!
girl 1: wow that so hot!! i love guys who spawn!

by _joemama_ August 07, 2022

callan johnson

Very nice bloke with a huge Johnson

Hello Callan johnson your a nice guy wow what a Johnson you have there

by Callan Johnson November 22, 2021

Madison hope Johnson

She is perfect in every way she is loving caring she is the perfect girlfriend and she will be with Michael white for ever

Madison hope Johnson is my girl friend

by Gehehd November 07, 2018

Silky Johnson

Idiot who sits on WCCFTECH (tech site) all day long calling people poor and rigless.

Silky Johnson here! AMD still slow? Stop being poor! Show me your CPU-Z validation.

by AMDolt November 16, 2023

Johnson Juice

Semen( nut/cum)

"Yo, how much Johnson juice did you make this summer?"

by Kirbo_The_God January 12, 2024

Johnson Juice

The excretion of piss from your johnson. have fun out there.
(May be confused with semem a.k.a cum or also known as jizz and also known as that good shit also known as Johnson juice cocunet flavour)

"Yo I gotta go shoot out my johnson juice"
"Yo I just soiled my pants with Johnson Juice" - Me

by Johnson Juicer (C.E.O) December 24, 2023