sword in the stone

When a girl does a handstand over a man's penis and she moves her hands away and falls then deep throats the man

"Yo ricky you got the sword in the stone?"
"hell yeah bro! She puked all over me, it was nasty"

by Acuara December 7, 2015

Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

by Evilredbeerd February 4, 2023

thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends

I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend

by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

old stones

Old guys that are high

There old stones had smoke 10 joints

by Guimo January 30, 2018

lilly stone

A girl who is always hilarious and sees the best in everyone. She has the unique ability to laugh at herself no matter what the circumstance is. She is also super pretty and mega hot, and has all the boys in her school just waiting to take her out on a date.

Boy #1: Isn't that girl over there just gorgeous?
Boy #2: Oh my gosh yea, she has to be a Lilly Stone.

by Burger1237 May 13, 2019

Grant Stone

Grant Stone (adj.) - A phrase used to describe someone or something that combound effortless coolness and borderline perfection in a way that is undeniably impressive to the point it sparks envy.

Behind the wheel of a vintage Porsche, shades locked in, pulling up to the swankiest Thai spot in town-he's not showing off, he's just Grant Stone in motion.

by Elwood Vanzetti May 13, 2025