Robert

A dude that don't like to play golf because he has a mangina

Robert won't play golf with Ryan

by BigDickDaddy from Cincinnati December 23, 2022

Robert

A extrremely nice guy, a person who deserves the best of the best. the guy you want to kiss or want him to kiss you. the guy who youd never think you like, but above all the best friend you could ever have, even if yall cant be together, you hope someday you will. a guy who looks pat your mistakes and accepts you for who you are, the guy you wish could be your or the guy you wish to marry.

robert and i are such great friends, but i want something more from him

by Smoll_Potato November 12, 2018

Robert asp

A robert is a fat ass that is bad at fortnite and always complains about it and is very trash to soccer

Bro du be so Robert asp

by Themorrocanhashguy November 15, 2018

Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

Robert

A man that is deeply depressed and sad. And has a strange interest in satanism and how women are property and loves Lil peep

My name is Robert

by Y not 👌😂 November 25, 2018

Robert

Someone who is unable to control their bowel movements in videogame stores.

Damn, I just made a wicked Robert; I'll have to pre-order that game later.

by Epicforniteboy December 2, 2018

Jack Roberts

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤

"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."

by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017