McDonald's Moment

It's the moment you've been waiting for all your life. Also defined as doing the perfect thing at the perfect time which makes all your friends laugh or impressed.

A: is trying to open the pickle jar for 10 minutes with no success

B: Just opens it first try and chugs the pickle water

A: is looking confused

D,F,G: are laughing in tears, looking at each other and saying "McDonald's Moment"

by ErenMusk June 20, 2022

Preetam Moment

A scenario where a person is continuously ignoring all the obvious hints and ends up ruining the moment.

P1: - nods and says "Hmm" for the 10th time in a conversation"
P2: - continues talking -

everyone starring: Preetam Moment ban gaya

by preetamherald March 2, 2022

youtube moment

The moment preceeding an event that, recorded or not, would end up on youtube and serve as a hilarious warning to others, likely to cause severe injury and/or humiliation to ones self and/or others.

Right before attempting to ride my bike down a steep hill to break the world land speed record on a bike. I remembered seeing the last brutal attempt on youtube, and realized I myself was in a youtube moment and opted instead to ride to the bus, saving myself from the potential severe injuries and humiliation seen round the world on youtube.

by baronvonfritz August 20, 2010

Josh Moment

Originated in Cardiff, this term describes the moment in a group conversation when someone attempts to be funny, but fails very miserably, resulting in a long pause followed by the announcement "Josh Moment" by another group member. Named after a particularly prone individual, though it should be noted that ANYONE can have a Josh Moment. The victim usually gets incredibly offended and often tries to avoid the inevitable announcment by continuing to crack "unfunny's", but only making themselves look more and more like a prat.

Jake: Haha! Yeh and then I said "WHAT'S A COW DOING IN THERE"?
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Matt: Sounds a bit like what happened to you on Tuesday!
Group: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Josh: Yeh, it's like Old McDonald but ruder!
Group: ......................................
Jake: Josh Moment.

by J to the onesy January 2, 2009

Madrid Moment

When you say something and you get ignored. Only 2 people are needed for a Madrid Moment to take place.

Paul: Hey Marcus look at what Michael did to my arm(Gets ignored)Hey Jerry look at what Michael did to my arm(Keeps getting ignored).
Jerry:Hey Paul you just had a Madrid Moment.

by G.I. October 20, 2007

mcewans moment

A sudden case of diarrhoea, caused by over-ingestion of the popular Scottish beer.

'I've been on the throne all day, having a McEwan's Moment. That's what seven pints of it does for you'

by The Moai March 16, 2005

Plainview Moment

A "Plainview moment" is an acute and fleeting sensation of estrangement from one's community characterized by feelings of alienation and contempt for all people. Typically this phenomenon is triggered by profound disappointment with unmet expectations. An individual experiencing a Plainview moment may appear inexplicably frustrated or enraged. The Plainview moment is temporary, lasting as briefly as a few minutes or until the source of the frustration has been removed, but the intensity of the emotions experienced during these episodes can make stricken individuals extremely unpleasant or even dangerous to be around.

Named for Daniel Plainview, the fictional self-made oil tycoon and misanthropic main character played by Daniel Day-Lewis in "There Will Be Blood."

"I experienced a Plainview moment today when I went to the hardware store to purchase some lumber, and after one incompetent employee erroneously claimed they didn't carry the materials I needed, a second incompetent employee sent me to the wrong part of the warehouse to pick the materials up."

by IP Frehley February 1, 2010